I know you know it's dangerous to travel
There's probably a million ways to die
You could be crushed by a freight train or eaten by a bear
Or struck by lightning by the lord on high
So take your mutlivitamins, take your multivitamins
Take it with a can of steel reserve
'Cause we ain't got wealth, but we still got our health
And I've only got one body to preserve
It takes a lot of work to be a hobo
You do a lot of walking and running
And sometimes a can of beans and a thermos full of tea
It's just not enough to keep your body humming
So take your multivitamins, take your multivitamins
Take it will a 30 rack of beer
'Cause we ain't got wealth but we still got our health
And I won't forget to wash behind my ears
I may be bitten by scabies
I may contract rabies
I might get my throat slit by a stranger
I might get hepatitis
And I may get meningitis
But I can't say I'm ever in danger
If I take my multivitamins, take my mutlivitamins,
Take it with a colt 45
'Cause we ain't got wealth but we still got our health
And I can't believe I've come this far alive